I have a dream
In 2012 I had a dream. A dream that I could feign interest in my friends without actually doing anything. And not just my friends. Colleagues. Acquaintances. That lady my mom said was at my wedding. In short, everyone I'm Facebook friends with. "But", I thought, "how can I do this without expending any energy? I know, I'll put weeks and weeks into developing an app to do it. Then I can just sit back and reap the sweet sweet benefits of ... something ..." And with that solid plan, I set off to work.
It's a stupid dream
My plan was to develop an app that would automatically send birthday messages to my Facebook Friends without my having to do anything. My first problem was
